you better watch out, you better not cry


We’ve all been there, sat on a stranger’s lap as we screamed at the poorly dressed elf taking our photo (thanks for the trauma, Mum!).

This year, the bad man in red is coming to Holey Moley. There’ll be more coal than presents, more ‘get lost’ than ‘merry christmas’, more booze than milk and cookies.

Swing by any of the below venues for your chance to cuss with the man himself and score a photo fit for the parent’s mantlepiece. This is completely FREE, no strings attached.


how many more sleeps?

DATES: Thursday 21 November & Thursday 28 November, 2019

SESSION: From 4pm to 8pm
Don’t rock up late. You snooze, you lose.

LOCATIONS: Melbourne CBD, Darlinghurst, Fortitude Valley & Northbridge.

BYO: (xmas getup, not booze)
Don't sweat, Bad Santa will dish out some little bits & pieces, but the more the merrier, amirite?

COST: FREE. Yep, no strings attached.


The nitty gritty:

1. Bad Santa will only be visiting participating venues: Melbourne CBD, Darlinghurst, Fortitude Valley & Northbridge on Thursday 21 November & Thursday 28 November from 4pm-8pm only. Venues are strictly 18+ from 5pm and valid photo ID will be required.

2. Each group will receive 1 free digital photo only, via email, the following week (you can then share the photo amongst yourselves). We will require 1 email address per group. This will be collected by a staff member, prior to your photo being taken. Email address will be used to send out your group photo and also to sign up to the Holey Moley Golf Club database. As per the privacy policy, entrants can unsubscribe at any time.

3. Your group photo will be either portrait or landscape (depending on group size) in a digital format only. Photos will have a digital frame secured to each photo.

4. Wait time will vary as we try to accommodate everyone. Each group will have approximately 3-5 minutes with Bad Santa. We won’t be held accountable if you miss out.

5. Some props will be available for guests, but please feel free to bring your own.

6. No rude or offensive gestures, props or behaviour will be tolerated.

7. The promoter is Holey Moley Golf Club, a Division of Funlab ABN 980 981 349 43 tel +61, (03) 9425 2024 of 90-94 Nicholson Street, Abbotsford, VIC 3067.